Naked on a Plane! Naked on a Plane!
“The American Airlines flight had to make an emergency landing in Oklahoma after the naked man ran up and down the aisle at 30,000 feet. Officials said the man went to the bathroom and emerged without clothes. He returned to his seat, but about 10 minutes later he got up again and tried to open an emergency door.”
I have a serious fear of snakes. I have a love for flying. When the idea of snakes being put on a plane, alongside Samuel L Jackson, arose from the gutters of Hollywood I was legitimately scared. While snakes might be scary, the thought of a naked man running in confined space puts a new definition on clostrophia. The most awesome part of this scenario is it could actually be a movie, because as said naked guy runs past you at 18C all you see is his naked butt which is totally acceptable by today’s moviegoer standards. Think Flight 93 meets Old School streaking scene “We’re going streaking! Past the beverage Cart! Over your gameboy and to the emergency exit! Come on! Bring your oxygen mask and floatation device! We’re going streaking!”
Over the fourth of july i was flying to Philadelphia and seriously contemplated going into the bathroom mid-flight and emerging dressed as Uncle Sam. I wonder if that would have made news…
My friend Joe told me about this last night… he knew someone on the flight, apparently. Which I think is hilarious. I can just imagine.